104 Dares To Do Over Text: Friends & Couples Options

Whip your phone out and get ready for dares to do over text!

Whether you are friends having a laugh, a new couple at the early stages of dating, an established couple looking to mix things up, or a couple who are simply DTF – the following good dares over text will have you laughing, cringing, and generally just having a great time all the while connecting with your friends or other half via technology.

Our dare game questions are split into sections including funny dares to do over text, easy dares over text, clean dares over text, and flirty dares over text.

Then we turn up the heat with our dirty dares over text, good dares over text for guys, and finally, texts over text for her. All of these dares are aimed at consenting adults.

This list of questions and actions can be teamed up with truth or dare dares over text too.

You may also like our list of 101 Fun Questions For CouplesKiss, Marry, Kill Game, and Truth or Drink Questions which can double up as truth questions.

Note: There are a lot of dares so feel free to split up the sections and execute them over different sessions or use an online randomizer to choose which dare to do.

Funny Dares Over Text

The following dare game questions will definitely give you a laugh.

Some are visual so request a photograph or video so you can enjoy the moment with the victim and the innocent bystanders if you are up for it.

As with all of our question guides, if any of the following questions don’t quite sit right, just skip to the next.

1. Text the last six emojis you used to your parents.

2. Message a random person on private message on social media and ask them to pet sit for you this weekend.

3. Have a loud argument with a tree about the weather, and storm off, shaking your fist at the tree.

4. Ask your parents for bail money for your partner. Send a screenshot of their reply.

5. Send a group text to five random people from one of your social media and tell them you have a secret to tell them.

6. Next time you go out, put your shirt on backwards and count the number of funny looks your get.

7. Dial a random number and sing them happy birthday.

8. Get dressed in your nicest clothing and buy lubricant from the pharmacy.

9. Call a pizza place and order sushi. How long until they hang up?

10. Change your relationship status on social media.

11. Go about your whole day wearing sunglasses and bunny ears, and if anyone asks, act like you have no clue what they are saying. Hoppy video calling!

12. Send me a screenshot of your last 24 hours of searches.

13. Call the closest pet store to you and ask them how much they sell mosquitos for.

14. Find the hottest item in your fridge and eat a tablespoon of it straight from the jar.

15. Call a random number crying that you cannot recharge your phone and need to borrow their charger.

16. Run up your street and back while wearing only a bathing suit and a Santa hat.

17. Slip the phrase “while I’ll be damned” into every conversation you have today.

18. Message one of your closest friends if you can borrow some money to buy a goldfish.

19. Send me a video of you twerking while singing the ABCs.

20. Call any customer service line and act like you know them personally and want to confirm dinner plans.

21. Screenshot your missed calls list.

22. Offer a random stranger a potato.

23. Buy an ice cream cone and ask what the return policy is.

24. Call your grandmother and ask to borrow her lipstick.

25. Ask the followers on TikTok if your hands smell weird.

26. Scroll to L on your phone and ask the first contact for money. Say you really need to take your girlfriend/ boyfriend out on a date.

27. Open a social media app, go to following, flick the screen for two full scrolls and go to the first account you land in. Leave your first pet’s name in the comments.

28. Lap up your coffee like a dog.

Funny pug dog with head tilted

Easy Dares Over Text

Next up we have straightforward options but just because they are simple to do does not mean they aren’t good dares for texting!

All you need is your phone, some creativity, and a sense of humor.

You might also like a list we made about dares for friends.

29. Pretend to lick your camera screen film recording in selfie slo-mo mode.

30. Send the slo-mo video to the last contact under S.

31. Taste your body wash. Video the reaction.

32. Send a Haiku to oldest (longest) friend or follower. You can copy and paste one from online or, if you are feeling creative, write one yourself.

33. Mix the first three condiments you find in your fridge together to make a shot, and then drink it.

34. Call your parents to tell them that you love them.

35. Go to season on any social media channel, choose the account you searched for last, go to a post at least two months old and share a wink emoji.

36. Do 20 jumping jacks wherever you are right now.

37. Call your mom and ask to borrow her casserole dish so you can make pancakes.

38. Walk around the block declaring that you love the weather today very loudly.

39. Screenshot your phone background and sent it to me.

40. Do as many pushups as you can.

41. Sing a song you cannot stand as loud as possible two times through. Record it and send it to me.

45. Show me the last app you downloaded.

46. Buy a stranger a coffee or tea but don’t let on it was you. Act of kindness sorted for the year!

Green-Tea-and-Pink-Flower-Ice-Cream on Rishiri-Island

Clean Dares Over Text

In this section, we have dares to do over text message that are PG which is great for those who are still warming up.

If this is your comfort level, that’s OK too!

You might also want to check out our list of bachelorette dares.

47. Fill your mouth with ice cubes and sing a theme tune.

48. Make a group message on any platform and add seven members. Each member’s first name must make up the word ‘seven’ so S=Sarah, E=Ethan, etc. Once everyone is in the group leave the comment ‘You are the chosen seven. You have seven hours to work out why. Go’. Do they work it out?

49. Taste every item you have in your fridge.

50. Create a 5-minute tutorial on something you are really bad at and post it to your social media.

51. Tell me one things TikTok made you do?

52. Go to the archived groups on WhatsApp or Facebook and send a message that just says ‘Hello’.

53. Stand on one leg for 10 minutes. Use the timer on your phone.

54. Leave someone a voice note telling them that they are a valuable human being and are loved very much.

55. High five everyone you interact with today.

56. Open a message and start typing ‘thanks’ then choose the auto-suggest words until you have sentence, send it to me.

57. Wear white socks on your hands for the rest of the day. Good luck typing!

58. Hug the first tree you see when you go outside. Send me a selfie of the embrace.

Blue skies at Joshua Tree in California

Flirty Dares Over Text

59. Remove an item of your clothing every time you get a notification on your phone.

60. Pretend that you are drunk, try to convince me to come home with you over message.

61. Tell me a fantasy of yours.

62. Slow dance with me to your favorite love song. Over video call.

63. Choose a movie that gets you in the mood that we can watch over video call or when we next meet up.

64. Tell me the naughty thoughts you have about me.

65. Cook me dinner while only wearing an apron. Over video call or in real life.

66. Your sex life is a movie, what is its title? Tell me via text!

67. Start a naughty game of online charades using Zoom screen share function.

68. Send me a video of you seductively licking your lips or a TikTok dance. Your choice!

69. To me in the shower with you. I hope your phone is waterproof!

Happy couple on the couch in the morning

Dirty Dares Over Text

If you are feeling a little frisky and are ready to take it to the next level, let us present to you sex dares for couples that don’t involve going all the way.

Some are hands-on, others are hands-free.

70. Describe what you would do to me if I were there right now.

71. Go commando for the day. Prove it!

72. Give me a video call lap dance.

73. Screenshot your last deleted photo. Might be dirty, might be innocent. No cheating!

74. Send me a naked photos of an area that is recognizable as you but not your face.

75. Send me a clip of your favorite adult movie.

76. Tell me the dirtiest thing you have ever done in the bedroom.

77. Send a screenshot of an item which hints at something we’d do together in the bedroom.

78. Message me the emojis that sum up how you feel right now?

79. Go to a dating app and choose who you’d like to join us in the bedroom if that was to happen.

If you enjoyed these naughty dares over text, check out our 170 This Or That Questions For Adults too.

Cropped image of boyfriend and girlfriend lying in bed under blanke

Good Dares Over Text For Guys

Next, we have dares to ask a guy. Some are funny, others a little cheeky.

Which is your favorite? Tell us in the comments.

80. Write a breakup text message and then text it to some random number.

81. Drop three ice cubes down your pants and let them melt.

82. Shave a bit of your leg, arm or armpit. Film it.

83. Tell me what you are afraid of.

84. Draw my portrait using SkribblDrawasaurus, or Drawaria.

85. Record yourself singing me a love song and post it on social media.

86. Create a three course dinner for me. Using only emojis or GIFs.

87. Go on your phone provider’s chat and explain that your phone camera needs repaired because your handsome selfies destroyed it.

88. Tell your best friend you started an Only Fans account and record their reaction.

89. Leave your fly open for the rest of the day.

90. Write me a sappy love poem.

91. Tell me your best pick-up line.

Man relaxed in chair on laptop. D

Good Dares For Girl Over Text

Finally, good dares for a girl over text which include lighthearted requests and raunchier options.

92. Show me your worst dance moves over video call.

93. Text your parents and tell them you got hired as a stripper on Friday nights.

94. Then text again to say ‘sorry, wrong number’.

95. Sing the reply to the next dare and send me the voice recording. If you forget, drink two fingers worth.

96. Describe how we met.

97. Write me a dirty letter. Using words beginning with the a, c, d, f, i, o, s, z only.

98. Tell me something you regret in your life.

99. Screen record your Amazon order history.

100. Video call me and do a sexy dance wearing lingerie.

101. Send me a picture of a part of your body that you love.

102. Choose a moustache, draw it on your face and tell me why you chose that style.

103. Choose three images from your media library that sum up your week and send me them.

104. Send me a delivery of your favorite food. I’ll pay.

Woman speaking on phone in cafe

Final Words

Did you enjoy our list of dares to ask over text? If there are any other games you’d like us to create, contact us or leave comment.

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