Get ready to inject entertainment into wedding receptions with our list of funny wedding questions to ask fellow guests!
For other questions to use during this special event, try our wedding conversation starters and wedding shoe game questions.
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Funny Wedding Questions to Ask Guests about the Wedding
1. Who do you think had the first meltdown about the wedding plans, the bride or the groom?
2. Do you think either of them did any weird good luck rituals while planning the wedding?
3. How many times do you think they argued over the color of the flowers?
4. Do you think they had fights over the flavor of the cake?
5. Do you think they got drunk while sampling the wine for the wedding?
6. Do you think either of them will forget their vows?
7. Which one do you think practiced saying “I do” in front of a mirror?
8. Do you think the flower girl will get distracted and run off?
9. Do you think the ring bearer will forget the rings?
10. Are you willing to tackle another guest in order to catch the bouquet?
11. How many times do you think they practiced their first dance?
12. Are you hoping the bride and groom do a funny dance?
13. Do you think the chicken dance will be played at the reception?
14. If the chicken dance is played at the reception, are you going to get up and dance?
15. Who do you think will smoosh cake into the other’s face first?
16. Who do you think is going to give the most entertaining toast?
17. What is your bet that the bride will cry during the toasts?
18. Who do you think is going to get the most drunk?
19. Who do you put your bet on throwing up before the night is over?
20. Will you take the leftover wedding favors from tables?
21. What is something that people wear to weddings these days that 20 years ago would never have been considered acceptable?
22. Who is most likely to have their shoes off first?
23. What is a corny wedding tradition you think is funny?
24. Are you surprised they didn’t just elope?
25. What comedy would you compare the wedding to?
26. If you had to compare the wedding party to a sitcom cast, which would it be?
Funny Wedding Questions to Ask Guests about the Newlyweds
27. What do you think they will do as soon as they get home tonight?
28. Who do you think is more likely to let a little nervous cough out by accident during their vows?
29. Who would fart and then blame it on the other?
30. Who is more likely to embarrass the other in the speech?
31. Who will arrive late?
32. Who is likelier to tell a stranger they have toilet paper stuck to their shoe?
33. Who will get an aunt’s name wrong?
34. Who’ll plunge the toilet for the other and not tell anyone?
35. Who is the worst at keeping a secret?
36. Who’ll request a hair fix first?
37. Who is most likely to do the worm on the dance floor?
38. How often do you think they use “rock, paper, scissors” to decide who has to do something?
39. Who do you think folds their underwear, and which one throws them in a drawer in a ball?
40. Who do you think spends more money on the pet (name it)?
41. Who do you think would win an arm wrestling match?
42. Would you rather be tackled by the bride or the groom?
43. Who do you think has backed into a parked car?
44. Who do you think kills the most houseplants?
45. Who would bring home a wild animal thinking it was an abandoned pet?
46. Who do you think drinks milk right from the carton?
47. Which one do you think is more likely to make funny faces at a baby?
48. What do you think is the dumbest thing they have fought over?
You may also want to try our list of bride and groom questions.
Funny Wedding Questions to Ask Guests about the Groom
49. Do you think he talks or sings in the shower?
50. Do you think he uses one product in the shower to wash his face, hair, and body?
51. How often do you think the groom uses a clean towel in the bathroom?
52. Do you think he has smelly feet?
53. Do you think he pees sitting down?
54. Do you think he misses the toilet when peeing?
55. Do you think the groom sprays Febreze on his clothes more than he should?
56. How loud do you think the groom snores?
57. Do you think the groom acts like a big baby when sick?
58. Have you ever caught him picking his nose?
59. Do you think he trims his nose hair?
60. Do you think he trims his ear hair?
61. How often do you think the groom trims his toenails?
62. What color polish do you think the groom would pick to have his toenails painted?
63. What food have you seen the groom eat that made you cringe?
64. Will you consider eating the sandwich he is making?
65. What is the least fashionable thing the groom wears?
66. Have you seen him wear socks and sandals?
67. If you had to compare the groom to an animal, which would it be and why?
68. Do you think he would replace a plant that he killed before the bride noticed?
69. If the groom were to get lost, what are the odds of him asking for directions?
70. If the groom were to call you to help bail him out of jail, what crime do you think he would have committed?
71. What is the lamest joke the groom has ever told you?
72. What is the silliest thing the groom has said to you in a serious tone?
Funny Wedding Questions to Ask Guests about the Bride
73. What is a funny moment you shared with the bride during the wedding preparation?
74. Are you surprised that the bride wore white?
75. How long after getting her wedding dress on do you think the bride will have to go pee?
76. How many times do you think she will take her shoes off throughout the night?
77. How long do you think the bride has practiced walking in her wedding shoes?
78. How do you think the bride would react if she accidentally tripped while walking down the aisle?
79. How many times do you think the bride will need to apply deodorant today?
80. Do you think the bride will bust a move after a few drinks?
81. Do you have any nicknames for the bride?
82. What is the silliest thing you have heard her say?
83. If the bride had superpowers, what do you think they would be?
84. What is the most embarrassing thing you have seen the bride wear?
85. What is a funny habit that the bride has?
86. Has the bride ever locked herself out of the car?
87. What is a weird food combination you have seen the bride eat?
88. Do you think the bride has ever purposely farted on the groom and then ran away?
89. How often do you think the bride walks into a room and forgets what she was doing?
90. If you were to compare the bride to a dessert, what would it be?
91. What is the most creative excuse you have heard the bride use to get out of something she didn’t want to do?
Funny Wedding Questions to Ask Guests about the Future
92. How many times do you think the bride will change her mind about the color scheme of her house?
93. What is a piece of décor that you think they will have in their home that will look funny?
94. Who do you think will be the first to break something valuable in their new home?
95. Who do you think is more likely to start collecting something random and fill their house with it?
96. What is the funniest household chore that you think they will argue over?
97. What do you think their first household chore fight will be about laundry, dishes, or taking out the trash?
98. Do you think they will argue about how to load a dishwasher properly?
99. Who will make a deal out of a lost TV remote they lost, find it, then hide it to avoid being wrong?
100. How often do you think they will argue over who hogs the bed at night?
101. How long will it take before they set the smoke alarm off from cooking?
102. Who do you think will burn the most meals?
103. Who do you think will spend the most online shopping?
104. Who will be the first to shrink something in the wash?
105. How many times do you think they will accidentally mix up their toothbrushes?
106. Which one do you think will have the better hiding spot for their snacks?
107. What will be their first matching/couple Halloween costumes?
108. Do you think they are likely to enter karaoke together or a dance-off?
109. Who do you think will forget their first wedding anniversary?
110. How far into the future do you think one of them will forget to put their ring back on after taking it off?
111. How many kids do you think they will have before realizing they do not know what they are doing?
112. If there were to be a sitcom based on the couple, what would it be called?
113. Can you describe what you think the future looks like for the newlyweds using only movie titles?
Final Thoughts
Humor truly is the spice of life! We hope these questions have made your wedding reception activities for guests more fun.
Share your thoughts and experiences in the comments below, and let us know which questions sparked the most laughs.
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